As modeled by Hattie Retroage — the embodiment of in-your-face sensual, sexual wild card at 84 — thankyouverymuch! Hattie likes her men young — and the jewels to bling. To quote Hattie: “I am a balance of dignity, spirituality, self-respect — and slutitude.” Who else to don this tee!

This Unisex Long Sleeve Tee can be styled up or down - with jeans for a casual look, or boss it up with a blazer. Made from 100% cotton, this crew neck tee will be your next fave.

The GB global takeover is not yet complete. For now we print these puppies on demand (they arrive in two weeks) and ship only inside the USA.